Not a Fan of Chocolate

I discovered last nite at a X-mas party that I have a little bias against hot chocolate

I've never really understood hot chocolate. It seems so sad. I always think of it as a drink for frigid old women or Jane Austen characters

Or Oprah.

Oprah would totally put it in her "Favorite Things" and that sea of housewives would freak out. And how much sex is going on in that room?