This afternoon, wee quick into meeting up, Miss L.N. and I actually saw a girl proudly displaying this comforting assertion on her bosom
(Man I wish I'd had my camera!)
I'm sure your Irish mother and Irish father are so proud of you, my little shamrock.
I decided to do a little research and leaping Leprechauns wouldn't you know, I'm late to the orgy!
Cue movie montage music:
This makes my Warwick Davis tingle
("Sexy Lucky Green Female Leprechaun Costume, $44.99 at the no ounce of irony implied http://www.upscalecostumes.com)
Don't worry, girl, no one's looking at your cultural accuracy
("Sexy Lucky Charm" Costume, $42.42 on sale at http://www.costumecraze.com/SA165.html)
If you're more the shy, behind closed doors (but proudly Irish!) type, go for this under layer which for $18.95 you can personalize with any lucky boy or girl's name
(Personalized thong, $19 at http://www.personalizationmall.com)
I'm sure there's plenty more but my Irish pride refuses to delve deeper in this doo doo.