Working on a box of platform heels from Gwen Stefani's fashion label, today I've written the following:
"Chop, chop! These sassy and funky heels from L.A.M.B. are on everyone's wish list and won't last!"
"It doesn't matter what month it is, with these fierce leather and suede slingbacks, you'll always be coming in like a L.A.M.B. !"
I'm still tinkering on a successful sacrificial lamb allusion....