(in video game world it is perfectly acceptable to "help along" others with a beat over the head of a traffic cone)
Today's Saturday and that means my walk to work through Soho was a crowded mess. At one point I passed a construction site and I was this close to picking up a traffic cone and beating my way through the crowd.
And then I caught myself. Oh right, this is real life. Ha! Real life is all "be patient" and annoying civil stuff like that.
"Dead Rising 2 has me so confused," I try to explain to Mr Taurus on the phone, "Soho is not a mall full of zombies. ---Wait. Come to think of it....."
(oh, that guy on the left's just asking for it!)