"I can not be screaming like a wolf and pooping on no tables"
-new housewife and presumably
well educated "prominent lawyer" Phaedra's reply to whether she considered natural childbirth
Ok look, I'm a dude and I will pull the "guy card" mighty quick and get queasy at the mere mention of childbirth (ewwww) but this seems a bit harsh an assessment, am I right? Yikes!