as I write my annual performance self-evaluation (ooh, fancy talk!) I am also perusing the Carven Fall 2013 menswear collection which Guillaume Henry (French for hot piece) says is inspired by "modern officewear".
Thus, one of my goals for 2013 is to incorporate the following into 'office appropriate'
The Watercooler Killer Snood
The Xerox Blood Splatter Coat
And of course the Casual Friday Strangler Gloves
All in a lumbering stance sure to get the attention of my superiors. Promotion!