Fortunately, I'll have photo documentation of my path to Fat Kid City
(Homemade walnut cocoa brownie, $3 at Colson Patisserie,
374 9th Street at 6th Avenue, Park Slope, Brooklyn http://www.colsonpastries.com/menu)
I really should be avoiding anything labelled French for FAT
Alas, the French have such a charming way of wording "you gonna die".