Three Things I Want from the Barney's Online Warehouse Sale

HUGE NEWS: the manic savings of the mythical Barney's Warehouse sale are finally online!
eCommerce, kids: look into it!







Rag & Bone yellow waxed cotton toggle coat, $249 on sale 

http://www.barneyswarehouse.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-BNYWS-Site/default/Product-Show?pid=501739013&cgid=mens&index=8


I'm still on the lookout for that perfect toggle coat and waxed cotton is practical for the upcoming Autumn rains.
















Tod's bordeaux velvet loafers, $279 on sale 

http://www.barneyswarehouse.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-BNYWS-Site/default/Product-Show?pid=00505014782800&cgid=mens-shoes&index=10


A man's castle is not complete without the proper velvet footwear.







Set of two jars homemade goat's milk caramel from Vermont, $19 on sale 
http://www.barneyswarehouse.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-BNYWS-Site/default/Product-Show?pid=00505015282712&cgid=home&index=8

Fat Kid City! 

More goodies while they last: http://www.barneyswarehouse.com/

One Day, I'm Gonna Wanna Know How it Came to This

Fortunately, I'll have photo documentation of my path to Fat Kid City

(Homemade walnut cocoa brownie, $3 at Colson Patisserie,

374 9th Street at 6th Avenue, Park Slope, Brooklyn http://www.colsonpastries.com/menu)

I really should be avoiding anything labelled French for FAT

Alas, the French have such a charming way of wording "you gonna die". 

This Ain't No Whitman's Sampler, Honey

For some reason I got candy on the mind..

Maybe it's the fat kid in me, but how genius are these 1950's Belgian chocolate molds as wall art?

So graphic and a great cocktail party conversation starter (you're welcome) although, hold up! Is that a cherry mold second row and second across? Cherry cordials = icky little throw up bombs. Just focus on the seahorses and Côte-d'Or stamps, darling. 

With Valentine's one week away and my end of March move ever nearing, write this one down for yours truly!


(Belgian chocolate molds in glass and wood cabinet, circa 1950, price upon request*, from Decoratum at 1st dibs, www.1stdibs.com)


* that's fancy talk for "if you have to ask you can't afford it"