Guys Make Passes at Victoria Beckham in Glasses

And Posh got the newly minted optical line to prove it!

"...it will be nice to see where I will be going for once"

-near sighted but slave to fashion Victoria Beckham tells Women's Wear Daily about her upcoming (Fall 2012) launch of her signature eyewear line in conjunction with Cutler + Gross 

Posh Almost Consumes Food on the Cover of Glamour

Careful girl! 

Keep Your EPI Kit Handy, Duchess

(Honey, be careful where you put that stinger)

The Royals: they're just like us! Rubbing bee venom on they face to simulate that just stung feel so it swells and plumps up those saggy jowls.








Venom slinger to the stars, Deborah Mitchell claims "it tricks the skin’s surface into thinking it has been stung, increasing its blood flow, collagen and elasticity" and that's what keeps clients like Victoria Beckham, Michelle Pfeiffer and Those Incredible Minogue Sisters buzzing for more of her "bee sting facial"

Dannii Minogue (with Deb Mitchell) shows off her bee-stung lips... and cheeks and neck and....

And now, according to the UK Daily Mail Kate Middleton is getting sweet on the idea thanks to a direct referral from fellow client, Camilla Parker Bowles

(I kinda just love this picture of this B! Ha!)

Hmm... remember when DuWop was all the rage for that faked Lisa Rinna look? I'm pretty sure that was the results of bee venom too. perhaps it isn't all the cell phones that are killing off the bees: it's Lindsay Lohan and the Queen of England!!

Victoria Beckham Wears Her Cat on Her Sleeve

Who knew Posh had an inner cat lady? 

Well it's out loud now, all over her Spring 2012 collection. Yes it's a little referential, but a lot of designers have included winks at Miu Miu's twee style of chic. 

Victoria Beckham's Flat Out Uncomfortable

Posh forced to wear FLATS!

(Photo from xposurephotos.com)

What a girl wants, what she really, really wants is her right to high heels back, but Victoria Beckham has been ordered by docs to lay off the Louboutins and kick off the Kirkwoods for sensible shoes. Eww. 

With a slipped disc in her back, Posh, who has worn towering heels through four full term pregnancies, is now flat out of shoe options. I'm sure she can make them work, but here's to a speedy recovery and a hasty return to your right to Choos. 

DON'T: Invite Victoria Beckham to a Wedding!

(Now that's a look honey!)

Posh clearly never heard the edict about stealing the bride's thunder. Must remember to sit down and scratch this B off my wedding guest list

Not At All Posh, Not At All Bad

Man these Victoria Beckham jeans got they "something so right/ something so Mac" on!

Throw on a ratty vintage tee and head scarf now or my little biker style thin jacket and boots come Fall... either way, I'd kinda rock them! 

The only thing "Posh" about these is that ridonculous price tag. Jeepers!

(Black skinnies with zippers, Victoria Beckham, 

$450 at  www.net-a-porter.com )