Joan Collins Knows You Can't be Comfortable and Cute

This purple number Joan Collins wore to Vanity Fair's Oscar party is a crime to more than the eyes. Turns out former Ms. Alexis Carrington's frock was too tight that she lost her breath after 7 hours of sucking it in.

She was rushed to the hospital but all was ok and the whole incident was wrapped up neatly like any hour long drama.

"The truth was, I made the wrong decision to wear a very tight dress and had something rather like a Victorian swoon"

Ooh, we've all been there, girl.



Original Article: http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/232072/This-dress-is-killing-me-Joan-Collins-suffers-a-Victorian-swoon-Joan-Collins-suffers-a-Victorian-swoon-at-the-Oscars#ixzz1FS3ZTwpl

And Now for a Nice Palette Cleanser: Madonna!

Kids, I'm sorry, but after that hateful last post I NEEDED this! Once again Madonna has come to my aid. 

And while I'm not even sure this see-through, Mae West style from last nite's Vanity Fair Oscar party is appropriate to wear whilst holding hands with your teenage daughter, Madonna's sins seem so light right now, don't they?

Cher's Drug of Choice? The Good Doctor

"I never felt good out of control. I have the constitution of a fruit fly. I can’t do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper"

-Cher on drugs, in the December 2010 issue of Vanity Fair

I hear you, Dark Lady, that Pepper is addictive!

Vanity Fair Article:  http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/11/cher-on-chaz-sonny-and-staying-in-the-spotlight.html