DON'T: Leave Out Jessica Lange

Jessica Lange weren't featured for even a minute on this week's "American Horror Story"  and I am not at all thankful for this slight

I suggest you don't disappoint again or I will not be watching this mess unfold any further.

The Power of Jessica Lange-uage

American Horror Story really tries every week but only Jessica Lange's Miss Havisham-eque neighbor (and possible ghost?) Constance regularly gives it with ease

So I'm gonna compile a lexicon of Constance's Comments.


This week's Jessica Lange quote

"One minute he's reading the next minute his hand's down your pants"

Sounds like my kinda man.

Doin' It: Jessica Lange in American Horror Story

Flippant, Southern and with a wardrobe made from a Blanche Devereaux drag queen's wet dream

I might be swoonin' over here. Grab the smelling salts! And the remote, cuz you wanna add this ish to your growing Wednesday nite DVR list, darlin'! 

Perfect Day: Tarts, Vintage and Hysterical Women

Miss LU and I spent the bulk of an ideal Saturday brunching and buying new clothes (I've been on sartorial starvation too long. I need my fill).

Brunch took place at the Parisian haunt in my hood, The Village Tart.

A massive sea salt croissant and blueberry oatmeal muffin basket kicked the meal off with a flavor bang. For the main we shared a crimini, shitake and portabella tart and a baked rigatoni and cheese casserole with arugula salad. All delicious and the full we shared after was divinely balanced.

Post we putzed around picking up new printed dress shirts, cuz there's a dramatic shortage of those in my closet.

How genius is this Theory dandelion print shirt from Buffalo Exchange?

I returned to my den to wind down and watch movies with Mr G.

If you haven't seen "Suddenly Last Summer", like I hadn't, queue it up now in the old Netflix now. Katherine Hepburn makes quite an entrance and Elizabeth Taylor gets to have a truth serum induced breakdown.

The scenery chewing between these two dames is staggering and there's an epic garden set to rival Eden.

And then over some black tea and jellybeans, Mr G and I ended the day with one more nutty broad: Jessica Lange in "Frances". 

Not sure if I'd recommend  this one outside of seeing Ms Lange in her radiant peak and some great wardrobe.