It's Crystal Karl...

Chanel is NOT for Me

I'm sorry but I'm with Robin Givhan on this one.

What is the cult of Chanel all about?

  These clothes be UG! 

Top Model Lips: Most Ridic Ever?

Get this girl some Smith's Rosebud Salve, STAT! 

Let us conference: over the far too many years I've been a Top Model addict, catching each season live and then ad nasueum in life suck after life suck marathons, I've witnessed a lot of crazy ish. Tyra has tortured her "hopefuls" with carrying live roaches and fire, head shaves and walking on water (Tyra is the Jesus of the CW set!) but with all this expertise under my belt these country of origin temporary lip tattoos that closed out the British vs Americans season premiere this week still had me reaching for the "huh?"

Violent lips? Yeah, I'd like some of those, please. 

And just as a sidebar, I've got my early root on for Mr Taurus-esque, Azmarie 

Doin' it!