Everyone Wants to Get Their Tentacles on Some Pucci, Honey!

It Can't All Be Dior Celebrates Three Years!

It Can't All Be Dior is turning three! 

And instead of terrible, it's gonna be hot hot hot! 

But in retrospect let's take a look at some of our favorite "Three Makes it a Trend" posts 



1. He's a Brick... S***house 




Before Solange rocked the Moschino suit in her "Losing You" video

it was just part of a trend we picked up from men's Fall 2012 runways

2. Droppin' Tracks

Holiday 2010 had all kinds of folks 
dropping the ball. 


Well, actually it was more like they 
lights and mics. 












3. T**s Be Out

This trend continues on to this day. Every Winter windows show unfortunate broads (and a few gents) that can't come in from the cold. 

When is a Raven Like a Saks Fifth Avenue Mannequin?

Raven may have come in runner up on 




RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars








             

But wipe those tears, my dear, 





with the check Saks just sent 





for live window modelling

 (Raven in the middle, serving face, baby, face?)

Proenza Schouler Rock Candy Realness

Window Dressing on the Side: Ugly Dolls Love You, Daddy

Is this window creepy or cute? Me no know. 

Mackage Foli-Age!

Canadian luxury outwear Mackage is feeling green and a jolly good "Ho Ho Ho" to you my green giant! 

Prada Spring 2012 is Really Getting Some Mileage

All stylists wanna do is put Prada's vroom vroom vroom in the room room

(Just a taste of the many lady stars and model types that drive the Prada fashion force) 

And here's the 50's hot rod collection parked in the windows of the Madison Avenue flagship

These looks really rev my engine! 

Reed Krakoff's Lemon Safari

Boy, yellow's really having a moment this Spring. Go team Yellow! 

Window Dressing on the Side: Peeping John

This midtown eyeglass store reminds you that before the well-mannered guess someone's slow, they make sure the other lad got they contacts in.

Time for New Shoes?

Cuz Barneys and Prada are clockin' you!

From the Heart of My Bottoms

I don't get it: are panties the new chocolate? Or are these panties edible? Explain yourself, Cosabella! 

Window Dressing on the Side: Don't Monkey With My Heart

Tomorrow's Valentine's Day and menswear label Jay Kos is ready. Running with their signature monkey mascot both over sized elementary school-esque valentines send a message of straight up punny romance

Love it!

Pretty Louis with an Epi Cherry on Top!

Boy, Louis Vuitton's really hittin' below the new year's resolution belt with double the temptation here. Luckily your resolve is strong. You will not open your wallet. You're saving. You will.....

Hey where'd you go?

Window at Louis Vuitton Soho, 116 Greene Street, corner of Greene and Prince

Good Advice: New Years Diet Tips from a Purse

Ooh, Kate Spade, girl, you gonna get me in trouble!

Christmas Night Fever

Paul Smith's holiday window features little dioramas including this boogie Winter Wonderland 

Go Santa, go Santa

Window Dressing on the Side: Out Jumps Evil Illuminated Santa Claus

Desigual is this great omnipresence in Spain that here in New York is just yet another hooker wear peddler on Broadway.


But what the hell is going on with this creep-tastic holiday window?

More than reindeer would pause if this glassy eyed, fat, red light mound of plastic head and hands was clawing its way over on my Christmas eve

Window Dressing on the Side: Lord and Taylor's Light Box

Lord and Taylor created little peek-a-boo vignettes featuring layered lights and fabulous little baubles for every lavish lady

on your list

And a little something for the fancy fellas too

So when you're around 39th + Fifth for all those sample sales, make sure to pop by for a peek.

Window Dressing on the Side: What Exactly is Going on at Screaming Mimi's?

Perhaps I'm reading too much into it, but is the fowl plotting his post-thanksgiving revenge on those meat-eating bastards?

Again, I might be diggin' deep.

Window Dressing on the Side: Crewcuts

There's some magic going on in the UES windows of Jcrew's kids line, Crewcuts

Look at that lazy bastard of a bunny in the left corner. Don't he look like he's got some kinks to work out in his head



Window Dressing on the Side: Rag & Bone

Has Mr Taurus with his soft spot for old dolls with "character" been moonlighting as Rag and Bone's window dresser?