RuPaul's Hair is Too Big for the Bus!

When is a Raven Like a Saks Fifth Avenue Mannequin?

Raven may have come in runner up on 




RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars








             

But wipe those tears, my dear, 





with the check Saks just sent 





for live window modelling

 (Raven in the middle, serving face, baby, face?)

RuPaul Announces the New Cast of Season 5

But is this Mount Olympus analogy a little heavy handed for the fifth installment? Seems awfully haughty considering the slapdash treatment of the All Stars season.


                   

Meanwhile, much love to my Sagittarius lady and the one spilling pearls up out of a shell (there's gotta be a sexual euphemism in there somewhere)

What do y'all think: is this over the top preview seem off for fading reality royalty? Or is it the bolt of lightning needed to revive the show? 

You Better (NOT) Work!

It Can't All Be Dior is cutting out early for Labor Day (don't tell mom!) 

Although I'll still be firin' up the old Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr. 

See you Tuesday.  

RuPaul Drag Race All Stars First Look

       Rooting on Pandora Boxx in RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars is Very Important for Fall! 


     

Go Sharon Needles... PT 2

Here we go again...

and if this B don't win it, I'm a throw a beady eyed contact with my rubber tentacle hands!

RuPaul's Glamazon Dot Com!

We still don't have a winner (tricky queen!) but we have Ru's latest self-promote / pretty nifty take on 50's horror and Godzilla 

The final three take revenge on all the guest judges of the season and perma, sorta judges Santino and Michelle Visage racking up special points for each kill

(Wow, Santino's worth a bundle! )

Of course, you had to include the Mistress of the Dark (and first episode's very special guest judge) Elvira!  

Who explodes into a belfry of bats

and then a melting skeleton

All while Ru lovingly looks on from the comfort of her spaceship

But the real shocker of this vid is Pam Anderson does the best acting of the bunch!

At the end of "Glamazon" Ru squishes the final three under her heel, but we'll have to wait til next week to see who ultimately takes Tokyo and the crown.  

Go Sharon Needles!

Tonite's the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race, season 4.

Chad Michaels is indeed a polished professional and Phi Phi served a proper foil, but I am a full on Sharon Needles fan. Her take on drag is fresh and forward and Mr Taurus and I will be raising a glass, a cookie and probably our voices tonite to see her take her rightful crown

(Injecting some seasoning into the season)

RuPaul Says "You Gonna Die"

I finally caught the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4 and I giggled aloud over drag queen zombies

Pandora Boxx cameo

and of course

Ru-pocalypse was a great start to the season. 

Now don't fuck it up! 

This Week's Top Model Moment

Bianca got the ax. True she was kinda a mega-bitch but man could she quip!

This week she refused to splash about in a tub like an idot at a party promoting signature fragrances that will never see the light of day. Her refusal was all too obvious: "Tyra would never do this!" 

(Actually, honey, there isn't much Tyra wouldn't do for a check)

Of course, Tyra reminded little Miss Big Britches that she's in her hut now and do what the queen says or off with your weave! 

In her mandatory moment of reflection upon oust, Bianca chimed "If I had to do it again, I wouldn't change anything but my shoes" 

Now sashay away. 

Say It Ain't So

"RuPaul on Drag: 'If I never did it again I'm fine with that'"

-From The New York Times "At Lunch with RuPaul"

This isn't all that surprising as Ru has increasingly shown up in full male look

(RuPaul on The Wendy Williams Show)

But still one can't help but feel an era comes to an end with this declaration. Hopefully one of his "Drag Race" ladies will be ready to carry the torch. 

Bring Back My Girls

Oh TV, why do you do things like this to me?













Simultaneously pull out from under me not one but two of my Monday nite addictions?

What, am I supposed to go outside or something? You know how I feel about that mess. I'm disappointed, even more so since the season finale of RuPaul's Drag Race didn't even have an upset. We all knew Raja had this thing in the bag since she strutted out in that Westwood-esque getup in the premiere ridiculously themed Christmas ep

And now she's the official winner and Manila and Alexis start plotting her "accidental" death

And with Bad Girls Club wrapped up with a treacly "Oh we all cool now" finale episode, there will be an extreme lack of drunken fights in my home now

I guess I'll just start slipping whiskey into the cat's bowl

(Nothing unusual here)

But with the admitted drag queens and the drag queens in denial both ending last nite, what should I start planning? When does True Blood come back?!