When is a Raven Like a Saks Fifth Avenue Mannequin?

Raven may have come in runner up on 




RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars








             

But wipe those tears, my dear, 





with the check Saks just sent 





for live window modelling

 (Raven in the middle, serving face, baby, face?)

RuPaul Announces the New Cast of Season 5

But is this Mount Olympus analogy a little heavy handed for the fifth installment? Seems awfully haughty considering the slapdash treatment of the All Stars season.


                   

Meanwhile, much love to my Sagittarius lady and the one spilling pearls up out of a shell (there's gotta be a sexual euphemism in there somewhere)

What do y'all think: is this over the top preview seem off for fading reality royalty? Or is it the bolt of lightning needed to revive the show? 

RuPaul Drag Race All Stars First Look

       Rooting on Pandora Boxx in RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars is Very Important for Fall!