I Haven't Quit My Day Job

Hey kids, I know I've been in and out here lately. It's been CRAZY BUSY. Writing for a bunch of sites, lining up a September magazine cover interview and planning NYC Fashion Week... oy! But such a good busy. 


Anywho, I'm still working full time too at Bluefly, where I've been writing headlines and captions for our sister site, Belle & Clive. Check out some of my favorites 

Graphic, yes, but also a nice reminder that we have all the designer and contemporary styles that makes stylists and editors go cuckoo.  

Alliteration is soooo my thing and we get to showcase those highly coveted Prada and Miu Miu 90's style platforms front and center. Come and get 'em! 

A knowing play on The Wizard of Oz for fashionistas and friends of Dorothy alike. 

Yup, a Joey Lawrence / Blossom reference. I love my job! 

VOGUE-sicles!

The September issues are out in full effect but until I get my hands on the Lady Gaga American Vogue, I casually poured through the August issue with Marion Cotillard. 

Buried deep what should I unearth but recipes! In VOGUE! How dare they! 

Granted they were for popsicles, which seems like one of those Get Out of Jail Free items for models to consume, so I figured, when in Vogue? 

Of course I chose the Caipirinha which included a new fangled (for my whiteness) Brazilian rum, Cachaça, which despite Wikipedia informing me is pronounced "Ca-SHAH-sa", Ms GL and I had a hoot shouting "Ca-Shock-Ka!" during the whole boozy process

After muddling some lime, straining some sugar and making a mess, the results were Ca-shocking! 

                           
    

Child, I'd never have had the VOGUE idea to make me own ice pops. 

Forget you Edy's! 

And here's to sneak attack public drinking! Heyyyyy! 

The Righteous Life of that Ridic Louis Vuitton Hat

                                                   

Constance Jablonski covers the September 2012 Harper's Bazaar Australia in Louis Vuitton 

The same one Marc Jacobs showed back in March for Louis Vuitton. 

"Surely, this hat won't catch on?!" he joked 

Afterall, think of all the carrion of those who've tried and failed:

Jamiroquai's iconic flop and fluff 

George Costanza's Ushanka brings all the girls to the yard 

Me in Ungaro: Fop or Flop? 

Zoe Saldana Covers September 2012 Gotham Magazine

Zoe Saldana glows and bows in a 70's office chic Givenchy silk tie neck blouse

But this Lanvin neoprene number would have made quite the startling cover cropped and lacking fly-aways 

That's one eye-catching neckline! 

But the lady really knows how to wear clothes. She's definitely a favorite to watch here at the It Can't All Be Dior offices. 

What do you think? Zoe Saldana... stylish actress you love for her fashion know how or just another starlet with a stylist? 

Linda Evangelista SUPER Hero in September 2012 W Magazine

Linda Evangelista shot by Steven Klein and styled by Edward Enninful for the September W Magazine

Linda's super power? Making this latex super hero meets Amanda Lepore drag look haute 

I'd say like me she's counting the hours down til lunch here, but pishaw

(Meanwhile, I want all those mid-century odds and ends in the background) 

Honey, There's a Reason Kate Moss is Still Ne Plus Ultra!

Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone all have separate covers of the September 2012 cover of Paris Vogue

All were shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, all wearing the same Dolce & Gabbana dress, red lip and slicked back hair



But Kate proves why, at 38, she still commands the room (and the big bucks!)

No Doubt this is the Best Harper's Bazaar Cover in Ages

And the coy wink to Funny Face is very tongue in cheek indeed. Brava! 

Posh Almost Consumes Food on the Cover of Glamour

Careful girl!