Blake Lively's Gucci Ad Mirrors Something....

Leaked images of the presumed Blake Lively "Premiere" Gucci perfume ad look sorta like something I've seen before...

What could it be??? 

Salma Hayek is Chewing Up the Savages Trailer!

This is the Summer movie season of powerful women eating up villainous roles and Salma, my dear, you have my attention

Front the straight bangs to the reluctant drug lord widow, every time Blake Lively yammers on about not necessarily being alive at the end of the movie, I await your command of the trailer

Aww slap!

Teen Choice Awards Make Me Feel Old and Confused

Who are these kids? -Sigh- Here are my fave looks from the event

(Emma Stone in Christian Dior Resort 2012)

Emma every time I see you, I love you more and more. And that smirk on your face as you give out a surfboard "award" for something silly like "Best tween in a Disney show (who will later release a sex tape)" says it all.

(Blake Lively in Gucci Resort 2012)

I don't usually condone monochromatic dressing, but Blake is working this sun kissed look. Although keep abusing the sun like that Ms. Lively and yellowed leather will become de rigeur pour toi. 

(Shay Mitchell in DKNY Resort 2012)

Ok first off I dunno who da hell you are and that makes me feel wicked old. 

Second, how are you best dressed at this event and in some straight up Macy's? 

I need to lay down. 

Very Important for Fall: Elizabeth Hurley

My favorite devil and safety pin enthusiast is movin' on up to the east side. Elizabeth Hurley is joining the cast of "Gossip Girl" this Fall for season 5 according to TVline.com.


Damn, that show's still on? I stopped watching that ish a moon or two ago!

However, I love me some Liz, so maybe I Tivo it and fast forward through the Serena mid-day hoochie dress parade

(Can you call it the 'walk of shame' if you're just going to the post office on your lunch break?)

However, a memorandum: Ms Hurley best bring a little more flava than Mr William Baldwin did!

(NO tea parties Lizzie!)

Doin' It: Karl and Blake MET Up before the Ball

This might be the best part of an otherwise tepid 2011 MET Ball. Pic came out today of Blake Lively and Karl Lagerfeld at a diner before the MET Ball having tea.

Because if I were wearing tens of thousands of dollars worth of silk, I'd pop into a greasy spoon for a spot of Constant Comment.

MET Ball? Glad I Went to Kylie

Pouring through the photos of last nite's CFDA Ball at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, I am not feeling love at first sight

(I just won't be able to get this hideous frock out of my head!)

And there was something generally missing from the evening. Where was the pomp? The drama? The art? We're celebrating a man who made a dress out of medical slides here people!

(That's Karen Elson for crikey's sake!)

Some people delivered

(Anna Dello Russo)

(Ashley Olsen and Christian Louboutin)

(Naomi Campbell)

But there were too many meh looks on too many c-listers

(La La got an invite? What was Angie Martinez busy?)

The crowd was thick with folks in their finest Tory Burch, Tommy Hilfiger and Michael Kors as if they were celebrating Junior prom, not one of the greatest design minds of recent fashion

(Wait - why you there? And why you wearing Tory Burch?)

(Jessica Stam's been practicing her prom queen acceptance speech ever since she picked up her Tommy Hilfiger dress at the mall)

Ok, this  Michael Kors fuchsia number on Brooklyn Decker at least embraced the color trend so strong for Spring but people this is the MET Ball! You can where whatever you want and you're encouraged to be adventurous!

But let's end on a high note (cuz it can't be that the above dress is "ok"). 

Friend of Alexander McQueen and never afraid to take risks Daphne Guinness won the evening as best dressed in McQueen

And really that more than makes up for all the Maxxinistas in the room!

Thanks for the Ad: Blake Lively's First Chanel Ad Hits

Here it is kids, the first ad Miss Blake Lively is doing for the Mademoiselle bag for Chanel. Although I see the bags are noticeably free of graffiti. Darn.

Blake Lively Latest Pokemon for Karl Lagerfeld

So by now I'm sure you're heard that Blake Lively has landed a huge Chanel handbag campaign for 2011, which is fine and dandy, but my favorite part of this omnipresent news is how all these sources explain it as "Blake and Karl have been friends for awhile now"

Umm, I feel it necessary here to issue a warning to Miss Lively to be wary. Karl plays fast and loose with his dinner invites. 

Former play dates include:

Paris Hilton and Karl used to share Eskimo kisses before he gave her the kiss off

Courtney, he Loved once

Karl shared Avril in Paris

he used to never let go of Lindsay

soon it was she who was clinging to their friendship and sharing the spotlight with soon to be billionaires

Mischa Barton was crazy for Karl (and Claudia Schiffer's arm)

even though Lily Allen's big hit was a song "smile", she was the face of Chanel for a minute

fickle with the fellas too. Kanye here

Brtiney Spears was once showered with gifts from the kaiser

The list goes on and on. So enjoy your moment now, Blake, but it's not just gossip, girl, when I say Karl is already looking for your replacement and that Demi Lovato girl is gonna spring from rehab any day now