Three Reasons I'm Crushing on the Handsome Ass Dollar Shave Club Guy

                 


Ok, I'll admit "Mike" is a bit white-bread d-bag for my usual tastes, but there's something about how cocky and sardonic he is in his youtube sensation viral marketing. 



PLUS he's got these three other things going for him:




1. He's sporty - "I'm good at tennis," he says with a missed volley. But that's fine because...

2. He's history nerd lite - "Your handsome ass grandfather only had one blade. And polio." 
Ooh, archaic disease references will forever earn a place in my heart. Just ask Oregon Trail.

3. He's frugal - D'uh

Surely, I'm not alone in my shave and save lust???

Doin' It: The Organ Trail

This ain't no Lewis and Clark honey!

Take a cheese-bit 'educational' game you've got love for if you were born in the 80's and throw in some apocalypse zombie story and you've got "Organ Trail" a flesh eating version of that oxen and dysentery throw back of my youth from the guys over at 'The Men Who Wear Many Hats Productions' 

One I spent a good bit of my Sunday hooked on....

No longer are you worried about river fording and hunting squirrels. Now you gotta sneak by zombie hordes and scavenge for shopping carts full of supplies while protecting your precious station wagon 

And surprise, surprise, look who was the first to wander off and pay the price...

But I learned my lesson from elementary school. I'ma turn the volume off my computer so nobody realizes I'm playing this instead of doing work! 

To play: http://www.hatsproductions.com/organtrail.html