GILTy Purchase: Scary Rich!

GILT has a whole Halloween series of goodies to buy up and while this little skull candle set needs to be added to the everyday gothic library that is Stately Grand Street Manor

(Gift set of five 2 1/4 inch wax skull candles, D.L. & Co., $28 at Gilt.com)

this Rococo dressing table gives my wallet the heebie-jeebies

(French provincial style mahogany dressing table, Fabulous and Baroque, $1,350 + $175 delivery fee at Gilt.com)

$1,350 for a Repo Roco?! That's like that time Michael Jackson blew a televised wad on "high end" Pier 1 Imports. Spooky!

Forget Tar-Jay

Picture it, yesterday at work:


Customer: "What designer are these bracelets? They look a little Pier 1"

Me: "Ummm.... it's pronounced Pierre Oné"

Oh snap, I am only calling it Pierre Oné from now on!