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Showing posts with label Seth Meyers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Seth Meyers. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Why Was There So Much Bad Fashion at the CFDA Awards?

For years the CFDA's were held behind closed doors and reserved only for the fashion elite. Now that they are finally being broadcast the whole world can see what those in the know wear to honor their own.

And it ain't good.


Seth Meyers and Alexi Ashe





She's in Band of Outsiders. He's in my dreams as a cutie with a sharp wit. Serving as host, he looked better when he donned a take on Marc Jacobs' MET Ball sheer number




Grrr....




Anna Wintour





Speaking of Mr. Jacobs, this fashion dictatoress could choose any ensemble lain at her fingertips and this simple Marc Jacobs shift is what she goes with? It's perfectly fine, but not at all inspiring. The same could be said for American VOGUE though....




Tory Burch



Presumably in Tory Burch. Painfully all one color.





Donna Karen




Presumably in Donna Karen. Obviously did not visit the tailor. But then that's what happens when you're running late from tap class. Ugh.




Jessica Stam 







Ooh girl, now is not the time to retread that old Elvira costume.





Zac Posen and Crystal Renn





A bit dramatic, yes, but finally some folks are gettin' in the spirit (or spirits for that matter. Go ahead!) Although, Crystal, girl you have wittled away your once robust frame and over tanned.... I thought you were Paz de la Huerta at first. Yikes!



Alisson Mosshart and Eddie Borgo 





She's such a peach and I may have sold that shirt to her once upon a time. They're a bit too cool for school, but this is a fashion event and at least they look stylish, be it in a rocker, St Mark's way, but style nonetheless.



Phillip Lim with Theo Hutchcraft from HURTS 



Oh I love HURTS and how cute a couple would they be. Although, Phillip, that suit. Jesus.



Shala Monroque





Artist and editor, Monroque is rockin this cute little dress from... well I'm not sure yet. Gee I hope it's vintage or some unknown designer. Something under the rader and low key and personal. In my head that's how it plays out and therefore she be doin' it!



The Olsens and Lauren Motha-F-in' Hutton 






Bow down for the queen in cream.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

CFDA Awards Fashioned Quite the Sexy Host

in Mr Sexy SNL, Seth Meyers



And as we all know from his time behind the Weekend Update desk, he cleans up oh so nice

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(I couldn't resist) 



And this year marks the first time they're being televised. Coincidence? Me thinks not! See you Monday eve, Mr Meyers. 


Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Last Nite's Party: An Evening with Ralph Lauren

(Just the usual Lauren family Christmas card)



Boy am I beat from all the well-moneyed elbow rubbing at last nite's "Evening with Ralph Lauren" hosted by the big O





A small gathering of real close friends benefiting the Ralph Lauren Center for Cancer Care and Prevention and Lincoln Center for Performing Arts, it managed to bring out some real elite beauties. Let's judge they obligatory Ralph Lauren ensembles!





Ralph and Ricky look rich and calm. I guess owning the West Village will do that for a couple. 





Mr Seth Meyers you are the cutest thing ever and that tux is a new but incredibly sexy visual for the collage of you in my head. 




I love you, you crazy B! One of the many reasons is no matter what envelope opening you're attending you always make it seem as the president of the CFDA that it's the only place you'd want to be. You're either 100% invested or the fakest b***h this side of "Bad Girls Club"! 






Normally Chanel Iman I get a 'happy model' vibe from you, but man did someone lay on the sourpuss big time! I guess if I was stuck in a frock that looks like my sister's go-to 90's wedding guest dress I'd be all pussed up too. 





Former model Hanneli Mustaparta is showing the new blood up big time! And she's got designer of the moment, Prabal Gurung on her arm. Girlfriend knows how to show up to a dinner she's got no intention of eating! 






The beauty of being so rich is that you can dress like Paz de la Huerta and no one calls you out on it. Am I right, Wendi Murdoch? 










It would have been pretty easy to win best dressed at this event since most people wore the same simple long sleeve dresses and fur jackets that litter the Upper East Side on a daily basis, but oh no that's not good enough for Kerry Washington. No, no this b***h had to kill 'em dead! This is like the fashion chic equivalent of Jason Voorhees: no one stands a chance so just get the hell out of the woods! 










Your abundantly apparent disinterest in Ms. Wintour's ramblings only makes my heart beat faster, Mr Seth Meyers. Purr...



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